How To Rage A Refrigerator

If raging someone else’s refrigerator is something you’ve always done then Bravo! If not, add it to your bucket list immediately.


Knock on someone’s door. Charge right through to the refrigerator.

Open and take a few moments to observe and breathe. Pick and read a few things that interest you. Put items back wherever you want. Now grab some instant snacks: yoghurt, smoked salmon & chocolates. Eat them (in whichever order) and once done, leave the empty packages in the refrigerator. If anybody is looking at you during the process, do not respond just stay focused. Continue this rummaging process until satisfied.

Lastly, grab the champagne. Pop it and take it with you as you walk out the door (leave refrigerator door open).

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